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M83 / Smash Mouth

—Allstar City

silvermender:

voldey:

maxwelln:

jerryterry:

Did you know that M83’s Midnight City and Smash Mouth’s All Star have a tempo difference of only 1 BPM?

I thought I had enough allstar

WHAT THE HELL

shrek is love 

(via kickflipe)

donatellavevo:

an emotional roller coaster from start to finish

(via britishprostitute)

Sometimes you stop talking to someone because you keep telling yourself that if they wanted to talk to you, they would.

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grannycage:

elfyourmother:

pictureamoebae:

imperfectsimmerr:

simnationblog:

Get The Sims 2: Ultimate collection for FREE!!!!
Simply go to “Redeem product code” in Origin and enter: I-LOVE-THE-SIMS
It is for 1 week only, so hurry!

its downloading right now! Is it just the base game or the whole thing?

In case anyone is interested…

i just tried it and it’s legit. ultimate collection is sims 2 + ALL expansions + ALL stuff packs. get it while it’s hot!!

OH MY GOD IT ACTUALLY WORKED HOLY SHIT

grannycage:

elfyourmother:

pictureamoebae:

imperfectsimmerr:

simnationblog:

Get The Sims 2: Ultimate collection for FREE!!!!

Simply go to “Redeem product code” in Origin and enter: I-LOVE-THE-SIMS

It is for 1 week only, so hurry!

its downloading right now! Is it just the base game or the whole thing?

In case anyone is interested…

i just tried it and it’s legit. ultimate collection is sims 2 + ALL expansions + ALL stuff packs. get it while it’s hot!!

OH MY GOD IT ACTUALLY WORKED HOLY SHIT

(via alpacalypse)

westbor0baptistchurch:

A true cinematic masterpiece that is destined to claim the hearts of millions.

One girl, One car, One Dream

(via rte2)

when a sex scene goes on tv and your parents are in the room

And you don’t know whether you should be like

POKERFACE:

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OMG I’m so innocent, I’m totally shocked by this:image

Trying to look disgusted while secretly watching everything:image

Looking confused and quickly leaving the room:

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Grabbing a magazine and trying to look uninterested:image

Looking at everything but the screen:

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Acting as if nothing is wrong:

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…Or you’re simply like this:

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(Source: tumblr.com, via tortillah)

mentally-illectric:

things i needed to hear in health class:

  • puberty might make you squishier and its ok
  • vaginas have a smell and it’s a ok
  • all kinds of people with all kinds of bodies have gr8 sex
  • genitals do not all look the same and variety is rad
  • people have stretch marks sometimes
  • people have pimples on their butts sometimes
  • people have cellulite sometimes
  • gender =/= sex
  • sex =/= scary danger FEAR
  • bodies aren’t scary or gross or sacred 
  • everything is ok

(via imnotweirdyourejusttoonormal)

“I don’t care that you have a dick-a gap between your teeth” What? 

(Source: dirtytaylorswift, via c-andycane)